Josh and I have been slogging through the Pachyderm installation/configuration process. It's been a whole lot of one-step-forward, two-steps-back, but sometimes things just kinda work.
The commons thread we've come across is basically a version of "never, EVER use Windows on a server. Or, on a desktop, if it can be avoided."
Anyway, we've got it mostly working, thanks mostly to Josh's fancy PHP scripts to import data from the Pachyderm Filemaker database into the SQL Server database. That part works like a charm.
The rest feels decidedly duct-taped. MacGyver would be proud. Except his stuff usually worked.