OK. I'm a dork. I made some ringtones today to use on my iPhone, based on short clips from Battlestar Galactica. Maybe someone else will find them useful. Please don't sue me. They were all made from very short sound clips I found online.
I'm using "BSG - Phone Ring" as my ringtone (it's the sound the telephones make on the ship) and the others are handy alarm notification sounds.